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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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How about we read fifty shades of you shut the hell up? — (via overheard-at-school)
your face looks like it was made by bethesda — ancient and powerful insult (via yuriadventure)

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laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

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[TOP 100 MOVIES]

A film by Ang Lee
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (2000)

Producer: Li-Kong Hsu, William King, Ang Lee
Screenplay: Hui-Ling Wang, James Schamus, Kuo Jung Tsai
Cinematography: Peter Pau

The Chinese tradition of wuxia storytelling combines swordplay, martial arts, and Tao Buddhist philosophy. The movies’ greatest exponent of the form was Hong Kong director King Hu, to whom Ang Lee pays tribute in this sweeping, romantic action film. The first Chinese-language movie to become a worldwide hit, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon made more than $100 million in North America alone. The movie made a splash at the Academy Awards by capturing 4 of the 10 Oscars for which it was nominated. It had the unique honor of being nominated both for best picture and for best foreign-language picture. This was an extraordinary feat for a film in a genre (martial arts) that is often dismissed by critics and in a language (Mandarin) other than English, with subtitles, which is too often dismissed by the moviegoing masses.

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It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. — Mark Twain (via maxkirin)

s-ranked-gaming:

Uncharted - Francis Drake’s Diary 

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hunter-two-one:

when dragon age inquisition comes out someone should mod it to have it play like battlefield 4

I can see it now. The Dragon Age theme is given the dubstep treatment, and you’re not allowed to ever change your party members. With you for the entire game is the Insufferable Asshole, the Cool Secretive Female who isn’t trusted by the Insufferable Asshole, and the Generally Cool Mediator, who spends a portion of the game “dead” before magically reappearing in the final act. Most of the dialogue is replaced with “I’M GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS OVER HERE” and “SHIT I’M PINNED DOWN.” Dragons are fought in an elaborate QTE sequence, and the only meaningful choice is made in the final thirty seconds of the game.
Dragonfield 4.

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itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

is it my sunglasses?

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

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