Have you ever made a mistake so grave and painful, you’re still sharply regretting it months later?

lack-lustin:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

hoooooly shit

(via shwit)

militiamedic:

thatsnotthetruth:

what is this

Doctor Who, ‘Day of the Moon’.

(via blow-out-stalkers)

Note to self: AC Last Raven Portable is brutal. Play it when you’re not in a bad mood or else it’ll just worsen it.

the-death-of-beely-ridondo:

prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

I’ve said the same thing watching couples binge-eat, fail to pay their bills on time, and be angry assholes to everyone around them.

I guess it all depends on whether you like where you are. If you’d rather sit around and eat cheese, watch Netflix, and orgasm with someone, then yeah, being alone for those things kinda sucks. Different strokes, so they say.

the-death-of-beely-ridondo:

prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

I’ve said the same thing watching couples binge-eat, fail to pay their bills on time, and be angry assholes to everyone around them.

I guess it all depends on whether you like where you are. If you’d rather sit around and eat cheese, watch Netflix, and orgasm with someone, then yeah, being alone for those things kinda sucks. Different strokes, so they say.

rnedia:

they booked a juggalo, not a juggler for my little cousin’s birthday party

he’s been doing whippets and screaming “woo woo” for 20 minutes

everyone is crying

(via trashclown420)